Stolitz Are So Horny It's Like Watching Helluva Boss Porn!

Stolas and Blitzo kissing
Look at these devils!

Contents

  • Their Past
  • Their Reencounter
  • Murder Family
  • Loo Loo Land
  • The Harvest Moon Festival
  • Truth Seekers
  • Will Stolitz Ever Be Together Again?

So, you've just finished the latest episode, and your heart is shattered by a million pieces, huh?

You're desperately seeking solace in the Stolitz ship, clinging to any glimmer of hope for our beloved owl daddy and imp husbando.

Well, fear not, fellow shippers! You've stumbled upon the perfect haven for Stolitz copium content.

We'll be counting down the best and horniest Stolitz moments on screen!

Their Past

Stolas and Blitx playing with treaasures
Baby Stolitz!

After young Stolas is forced into an engagement with Stella, his father takes him to the circus to cheer him up. There, Stolas encounters Blitzo, a young imp clown, and is immediately smitten. Blitzo's goofy act, particularly the "legless horse" joke, draws genuine laughter from Stolas.

Recognizing his son's interest, Stolas's father strikes a deal with Blitzo's father. In exchange for keeping Stolas company on his birthday, Blitzo's family receives a reward.

Despite their initial nerves - Stolas's lack of friends and Blitzo's secret mission to steal - the boys connect through a game of "pirates." Unaware of Blitzo's true intentions, Stolas enjoys the time spent with his new "friend."

Their conversation even hints at their future: Blitzo claims he'll hire Stolas for his circus, and Stolas jokingly refers to Blitzo as a "good boss."

Their Reencounter

Blitzo blindfolding Stolas
Stolitz during their first time!

Twenty-five years later, Stolas and Blitzo reunite at Stella's "Not Divorced" party.

Stolas believes Blitzo's interest is romantic. But let's be real: Blitzo's heart is set on that human world access. He's playing the long con, people!

Blitzo's seductive act, including biting Stolas's neck, leads to a night of unexpected passion, with Stolas mistaking Blitzo's actions for genuine attraction. However, Blitzo's primary goal remains the grimoire.

As Blitzo is about to leave, Stolas's vulnerable confession about their childhood friendship makes him think twice. Even though Blitzo hadn't planned to spend the night with Stolas, he gave in to Stolas.

The morning after? Classic Blitzo, tripping over his own pants. The balcony dive, the "sorry for the sex" line? Iconic.

Stella losing her marbles, screaming "DIVORCE"? Perfection.

This is the drama we live for!

Murder Family

Stolas flirting with Blitzo
Stolas is looking hot!

I swear, these two are always flirting up a storm! So, Stolas calls Blitzo, looking all sweet and innocent. But we all know what he's really after, right?

Stolas says a political candidate is trying to convince people global warming exists. Blitz asks Stolas if it does, and he says yes. A moment later, he quickly changed the subject and mentioned how lonely he was in hell.

Stolas asks him if he knows what happens when he's lonely. Blitz is annoyed at this point because he knows what will happen next.

Stolas just goes OFF, describing the wildest, most out-there things he wants to do with Blitzo. I mean, where does he even come up with this stuff?

Blitzo is obviously annoyed but also low-key turned on; let's be real. He tries to play it cool, but in the end, he just snaps. Smashes his phone to bits!

Loo Loo Land

Stolas bringing Blitzo to Loo Loo Land
Blitzo is in work mode!

Stolas, being his usual flirty self, called up Blitz for a "favor" involving a trip to Loo Loo Land with Octavia. Blitz was totally grossed out and quickly shut down Stolas's innuendos. Thank goodness for Octavia.

It turns out that Stolas actually needed *real* protection, not the kind of protection that Blitz was offering. Blitz wasn't thrilled about the job, but when Stolas dangled a fat paycheck, he caved.

Blitz laid down the law, making it clear this was strictly business. But Stolas couldn't help but flirt, much to Blitz's annoyance.

While Blitz kept watch, Stolas was practically drooling over him, even going as far as touching one of his horns!

The Harvest Moon Festival

Stolas talking to Blitz about the grimoire
Post fun time conversation with Stolitz

So Stolas and Blitz totally had a hot hookup, and even though Stolas had to reschedule, Blitz didn't mind at all. But when Blitz asked about Stolas's grimoire, things got interesting. Stolas admitted it was super important, which totally means he trusts Blitz.

Then, Stolas invited Blitz to the Harvest Moon Festival, and Blitz had never even been to Wrath! Stolas even invited the whole crew, but Blitz made it clear he only does the bodyguard thing once.

Stolas joked about messing up Blitz's work, and Blitz basically said, "Who cares?"

Truth Seekers

Stolas carrying Blitzo back to hell
Stolas saves Blitzo

The room begins to darken as Blitz, Millie, Moxxie, and Loona are cornered by agents. Suddenly, a voice whispers, threatening to expose who's been attacking Blitz. Using the agents, Stolas summons himself in full demon form, much to Blitz's astonishment.

When Stolas asked Blitz if he thought he should be thanked for the rescue, Blitz said he should, asking if that is what he wants. Then, Stolas goes in for a kiss, but Blitz pulls him away. Blitz tells S to be quiet, or he'll use bear traps on him, and Stolas obviously turned on, agrees. Upon entering hell, they make out.

Will Stolitz Ever Be Together Again?

Stolas bowing sarcastically to Blitz
This episode hurt, not gonna lie

Blitzø isn't fully "in love" yet. While romantic feelings exist, they haven't blossomed into the passionate devotion Stolas displays. His battered self-esteem and damaged relationships prevent him from truly opening up to Stolas.

The core of Helluva Boss is Blitzø's emotional journey. He undoubtedly harbors feelings for Stolas, yet past trauma blinds him to their true nature and makes him believe he's unworthy of a genuine connection.

Stolas desperately needs to cultivate positive connections beyond his daughter. Friendships with peers and casual dating experiences would greatly benefit him, offering insights into healthy relationships outside of his abusive marriage.

Blitzø, on the other hand, is already making strides in rebuilding relationships, reconnecting with Fizzarolli, and attempting to mend fences with Barbie.

His key lesson is learning to fight for a relationship without self-sabotage. He needs to understand that commitment and vulnerability won't necessarily lead to pain and that denying himself love is ultimately more harmful.

Only after both characters have grown individually can a healthy relationship blossom between them, free from business arrangements or power imbalances. Improved communication and self-awareness will lay the foundation for a genuine connection where Stolitz can thrive.

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