So lewd, they're illegal in 7 countries.You’re next: 1,000,000+ unboxings and counting!
Warning: No Black Bars Inside
So lewd, they're illegal in 7 countries.You’re next: 1,000,000+ unboxings and counting!
“Oh nooo I missed that drop ”
JOIN THE CLUB FOR $1
Like that time you said “I’ll come back later”…
and then spent 3 hours crying in r/collectiblecards.
I don’t do second chances.
I don’t do reprints.
I definitely don’t do forgiveness.
The waifus you miss today
will haunt you forever.
Vote for who shows up in next month’s cards (Or don’t. You’ll complain anyway.)
First pack’s $1.
That’s not a typo. Yes, the cards are foil. Yes, they’re lewd. No, you can’t return them after you cry.
Maid? Bunny? Catgirl? School uniform? You decide what she wears. So when it’s weird... That’s on you, simp.
10 new exclusive cards
drop every month. So lit.
So lewd. So exclusive. When they’re gone?
They’re gone forever
"What's there to not like? Everything I've gotten from my boxes so far are good quality and I plan to keep my subscription until I have no more room for oppai figures."
"I've loved every box that I've received so far and I'm sure that I'll continue to enjoy each box in the future. Each product has great quality and detail and I'll gladly continue being a supporter."
"The shirt is super comfortable, the figures were well made, and the communication from Otaku Box was fantastic. It’s definitely worth the money and I’ll be ordering again in the future."
"Subscribed for a year and i have loved every box!"
"First time ordering monthly subscription off the internet and not at all disappointed."
"I've been ordering The Otaku Box for almost 3 years and I love it"
"Me and my wife love getting our monthly box always has a bunch of goodies from various animes."
"Great boxes! Good quality items in the box and very helpful with any issues. Highly recommend!"
"I have been receiving a box for almost two years and have always loved the contents of each box."
"I've been getting the box for over a year I love all of my figures the shirts that I get are just totally awesome and the other swag I've just been making one heck of a collection."
"This is a great crate full of fun and cool stuff always look fwd to the next month. Join us in the otaku family."
"Everything is always SO pretty cute when it gets to me. I always look forward to seeing what’s next. Liz, you’re doing amazingly!"
"Everything in the boxes is amazing. Liz is great at what she does in making sure everything is perfect."
"Love the boxes always fun and new."
"Liz constantly takes feedback and listens to what her customers want. I’ve never been more satisfied with a subscription box."
I started The Otaku Box when I couldn’t find anime merch that was actually worth simping for.
Now I’ve gone full gremlin and made something even worse:
A $1/month foil waifu card club.
They’re fully lewd. Fully foil. And totally your fault - because you vote on who gets printed.
So if your waifu shows up in a bunny suit? Don’t look at me. Look in the mirror.
Now there are way too many of us. It’s banned in 7 countries. And Mom is definitely not proud.
That’s how I know it’s working. Welcome to the Waifu Card Club.
