
1:7 Waifu Figure Drop. Lewd Details. You Vote. First Figure: $5.
- Fully exclusive. Not that AliExpress trash.
- Made based on your vote. So blame yourself.
- Lewd details. Switchable tops… and more.
- First figure: $5. Too much for you, weakling?


The world’s largest waifu figure drop:
55,000+ degens vote on ecchi waifus each month.
1,000,000+ figures shipped. 100% jar-worthy.
No shonenbro loot.
No bootlegs. No regrets.
Miss this waifu and someone else is gonna be touching your waifu tonight.
I'll save my waifu!What Real Otakus Say
Tap to get your waifu figure before she's gone. Or let someone else take her. Your call.
Yes, it’s actually secure. Yes, people really do get their figures. 🙄
After checkout, vote on your fav waifu and pose. So if it's not lewd, that's your fault.
Super lewd. Removable top. Fishnet stockings. Yep, time for the jar. 🫙
Vote for the 1:9 figure you want each month. Reddit hates this feature, which obviously means it's working.
ofc, Reddit is always right. Right? 🤣
Simp meAnd get up to THREE FREE scale figures...if you move fast.
Otherwise, I'm gonna give them to a shonenbro - and that'll be on you.
PS. I see you still lurking (and simping). You know you wanna waifu.
If it’s in The Otaku Box, it’s 100% exclusive. And probably not something you should open around normies.
You'll get a 1:9 scale, exclusive waifu figure, ready for your jar, every month. Plus up to 3 free ones, if you're not a coward.
Yeah, they’re rare. I don’t restock them. Good luck finding them again if you skip this.
Deck out your shelf with a new drop every month. And get up to 3 free figures, if you can handle it.
The voters go feral. I just pack the box. It’s always something new - and probably needs Jesus.
No bots. No gaslighting. Just me, Liz, who knows what waifu you’re talking about.
I grew up watching Sailor Moon and Dragon Ball Z like every other closet weeb - but I could never find merch that's actually worth simping for. So I made my own scale waifu drop. With figures. Lewd ones. And voting, so it’s your fault if the waifu wears pants.
Now there are 55,000+ of us.
Reddit cries about it.
Mom doesn’t approve.
And that’s how I know it’s working.
Welcome to Monthly Waifu Dose.